I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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