these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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