Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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