Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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