Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
this hospital has no fireball
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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