i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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