Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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