I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Who died my cat blue again?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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