NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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