then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
i believe in u and ur pee
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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