just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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