Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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