Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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