I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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