How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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