Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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