quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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