no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i think my mom watched the whole time
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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