Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
