She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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