There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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