yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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