I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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