...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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