It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
So. Much. Porn.
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