I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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