two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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