escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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