I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
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Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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