i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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