No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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