if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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