No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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