I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry