I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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