HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize