Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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