There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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