He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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