apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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