WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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