We won't sleep together?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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