Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
