I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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