Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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