Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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