last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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