theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's never too late to be topless.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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