did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
it's great music for shaving your balls
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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