New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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