Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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