Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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