She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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