Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Will you blow on my dice?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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