i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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