yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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