More tranny stories later!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just found puke in my bra..
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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