Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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